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cantgofast[This was ridiculous...]
[Sonic found himself wondering away from New Bark Town. He didn't know where he was or what kind of people lived there but he wanted no part of it. If they were anything like that weird lady (who, by the way, claimed to be his MOM), there was no point in sticking around.]
[Tucked under his arm was a dopey Slowpoke, the one that had come out of that weird red and white contraption (which was probably built by that egghead Robuttnik). He was looking for a place where he could safely put the poor, dumb critter before dashing off to properly investigate this strange place. Looking up the tall trees that surrounded him, he already had a pretty good idea of where he was going to be looking out from. Trees always gave him a pretty sweet vantage point.]
[But before doing that...]
[With his other hand, Sonic reached into his pocket and withdrew his brand new PokeGear... Which he had already dropped twice. Opening it back up and turning on the video, he had it look at himself, examining his new human face again. Though what he didn't realize was that he was recording what he was doing... He felt very uncomfortable looking at himself, but he couldn't look away. How could he possibly be turned human?? Did Eggman do this to him? Why?]
[Either way, when he saw Eggman again, he was going to get him GOOD.]
Slloooowwww.
[Sonic stopped looking into the 'phone' and turned his attention to the long-tailed pig he held, looking somewhat annoyed.]
Is that all you ever say?
[It didn't look up, only straight ahead. Sonic followed it's 100-mile gaze and stopped walking when he noticed that they were about to stroll into some tall grass. Oh! Maybe he could put the pig here! The grass was tall enough for it to hide, it was perfect!]
[He walked right in and made it to the center, putting the pig down.]
There you go, little buddy! You stay out of sight, ok?
[It stood there.]
[...]
... Aaaalright then. Later, dude. I guess.
[Sonic turned around to move on but felt his foot step on something, a large SQUAK following. Immediately he lifted his foot and looked down, realizing he had stepped on what looked to be a bird. Before he had the chance to apologize, it flew into the air, turned, and took a dive at him.]
AHH!
[He ducked out of it's way, but it just came back, diving again and again and again.]
HEY! STOP! I didn't mean to walk on ya, dude!
[After a few dives, it came down and fluttered around him, pecking and pulling on him.]
Ow! Cut it out! I'm sorry, ok?!
[Sonic tried waving his still recording 'Gear around, trying to get the bird to stay back. But it still didn't let up, not even close to intimidated by the poor human.]
[And all this time, the Slowpoke stood there, watching, seemingly not taking any of the current situation in.]
[Sonic found himself wondering away from New Bark Town. He didn't know where he was or what kind of people lived there but he wanted no part of it. If they were anything like that weird lady (who, by the way, claimed to be his MOM), there was no point in sticking around.]
[Tucked under his arm was a dopey Slowpoke, the one that had come out of that weird red and white contraption (which was probably built by that egghead Robuttnik). He was looking for a place where he could safely put the poor, dumb critter before dashing off to properly investigate this strange place. Looking up the tall trees that surrounded him, he already had a pretty good idea of where he was going to be looking out from. Trees always gave him a pretty sweet vantage point.]
[But before doing that...]
[With his other hand, Sonic reached into his pocket and withdrew his brand new PokeGear... Which he had already dropped twice. Opening it back up and turning on the video, he had it look at himself, examining his new human face again. Though what he didn't realize was that he was recording what he was doing... He felt very uncomfortable looking at himself, but he couldn't look away. How could he possibly be turned human?? Did Eggman do this to him? Why?]
[Either way, when he saw Eggman again, he was going to get him GOOD.]
Slloooowwww.
[Sonic stopped looking into the 'phone' and turned his attention to the long-tailed pig he held, looking somewhat annoyed.]
Is that all you ever say?
[It didn't look up, only straight ahead. Sonic followed it's 100-mile gaze and stopped walking when he noticed that they were about to stroll into some tall grass. Oh! Maybe he could put the pig here! The grass was tall enough for it to hide, it was perfect!]
[He walked right in and made it to the center, putting the pig down.]
There you go, little buddy! You stay out of sight, ok?
[It stood there.]
[...]
... Aaaalright then. Later, dude. I guess.
[Sonic turned around to move on but felt his foot step on something, a large SQUAK following. Immediately he lifted his foot and looked down, realizing he had stepped on what looked to be a bird. Before he had the chance to apologize, it flew into the air, turned, and took a dive at him.]
AHH!
[He ducked out of it's way, but it just came back, diving again and again and again.]
HEY! STOP! I didn't mean to walk on ya, dude!
[After a few dives, it came down and fluttered around him, pecking and pulling on him.]
Ow! Cut it out! I'm sorry, ok?!
[Sonic tried waving his still recording 'Gear around, trying to get the bird to stay back. But it still didn't let up, not even close to intimidated by the poor human.]
[And all this time, the Slowpoke stood there, watching, seemingly not taking any of the current situation in.]
[Video]
Date: 2014-02-12 06:22 am (UTC)[If Sonic actually has the time and presence of mind to look at his screen in the middle of this, he'll see a scruffy-headed twenty-something in a dark coat.]
Throw a rock at it.
[She literally has popcorn. She's eating it as she watches him flail around with the bird. Sonic may want to second-guess any advice coming from this person's mouth.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-02-12 11:09 pm (UTC)[Heather you little shit.][Trying to shield his delicate face with his arms, Sonic tried looking around for the person that was talking to him. But no-one was there except the dumb pink pig.
Sonic might have come to the conclusion that his brain was telling him that but that voice was definitely a girl's. There was no mistaking that!]
I don't want to kill it, dude!
[Geesh, he really hoped he wasn't talking to no-one and was imagining the whole thing. That would only make this nightmare worse...]
[Video]
Date: 2014-02-18 02:44 am (UTC)YES HELLO SONIC, THIS IS GOD SPEAKING.]Oh yeah. You're new, so I guess you haven't figured it out yet.
Trying to kill these things is like trying to break down a door by hitting it with a pillow.
You could chuck a boulder at it and it wouldn't die.
[Faint, maybe. But not die.]
[Video]
Date: 2014-02-27 11:04 pm (UTC)little shitteenage human on the other end, looking at he like she was crazy.]That's... Impossible.
[Everything dies dude. Did your parents lie to you all your life??]
And even if it was true, I don't think I could hurt the bird. It's just not cool!
[Video]
Date: 2014-03-02 05:32 am (UTC)You'll see.
[She speaks with the flat, easy confidence of someone who's been here for almost four years and knows what's up.]