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cantgofast[This was ridiculous...]
[Sonic found himself wondering away from New Bark Town. He didn't know where he was or what kind of people lived there but he wanted no part of it. If they were anything like that weird lady (who, by the way, claimed to be his MOM), there was no point in sticking around.]
[Tucked under his arm was a dopey Slowpoke, the one that had come out of that weird red and white contraption (which was probably built by that egghead Robuttnik). He was looking for a place where he could safely put the poor, dumb critter before dashing off to properly investigate this strange place. Looking up the tall trees that surrounded him, he already had a pretty good idea of where he was going to be looking out from. Trees always gave him a pretty sweet vantage point.]
[But before doing that...]
[With his other hand, Sonic reached into his pocket and withdrew his brand new PokeGear... Which he had already dropped twice. Opening it back up and turning on the video, he had it look at himself, examining his new human face again. Though what he didn't realize was that he was recording what he was doing... He felt very uncomfortable looking at himself, but he couldn't look away. How could he possibly be turned human?? Did Eggman do this to him? Why?]
[Either way, when he saw Eggman again, he was going to get him GOOD.]
Slloooowwww.
[Sonic stopped looking into the 'phone' and turned his attention to the long-tailed pig he held, looking somewhat annoyed.]
Is that all you ever say?
[It didn't look up, only straight ahead. Sonic followed it's 100-mile gaze and stopped walking when he noticed that they were about to stroll into some tall grass. Oh! Maybe he could put the pig here! The grass was tall enough for it to hide, it was perfect!]
[He walked right in and made it to the center, putting the pig down.]
There you go, little buddy! You stay out of sight, ok?
[It stood there.]
[...]
... Aaaalright then. Later, dude. I guess.
[Sonic turned around to move on but felt his foot step on something, a large SQUAK following. Immediately he lifted his foot and looked down, realizing he had stepped on what looked to be a bird. Before he had the chance to apologize, it flew into the air, turned, and took a dive at him.]
AHH!
[He ducked out of it's way, but it just came back, diving again and again and again.]
HEY! STOP! I didn't mean to walk on ya, dude!
[After a few dives, it came down and fluttered around him, pecking and pulling on him.]
Ow! Cut it out! I'm sorry, ok?!
[Sonic tried waving his still recording 'Gear around, trying to get the bird to stay back. But it still didn't let up, not even close to intimidated by the poor human.]
[And all this time, the Slowpoke stood there, watching, seemingly not taking any of the current situation in.]
[Sonic found himself wondering away from New Bark Town. He didn't know where he was or what kind of people lived there but he wanted no part of it. If they were anything like that weird lady (who, by the way, claimed to be his MOM), there was no point in sticking around.]
[Tucked under his arm was a dopey Slowpoke, the one that had come out of that weird red and white contraption (which was probably built by that egghead Robuttnik). He was looking for a place where he could safely put the poor, dumb critter before dashing off to properly investigate this strange place. Looking up the tall trees that surrounded him, he already had a pretty good idea of where he was going to be looking out from. Trees always gave him a pretty sweet vantage point.]
[But before doing that...]
[With his other hand, Sonic reached into his pocket and withdrew his brand new PokeGear... Which he had already dropped twice. Opening it back up and turning on the video, he had it look at himself, examining his new human face again. Though what he didn't realize was that he was recording what he was doing... He felt very uncomfortable looking at himself, but he couldn't look away. How could he possibly be turned human?? Did Eggman do this to him? Why?]
[Either way, when he saw Eggman again, he was going to get him GOOD.]
Slloooowwww.
[Sonic stopped looking into the 'phone' and turned his attention to the long-tailed pig he held, looking somewhat annoyed.]
Is that all you ever say?
[It didn't look up, only straight ahead. Sonic followed it's 100-mile gaze and stopped walking when he noticed that they were about to stroll into some tall grass. Oh! Maybe he could put the pig here! The grass was tall enough for it to hide, it was perfect!]
[He walked right in and made it to the center, putting the pig down.]
There you go, little buddy! You stay out of sight, ok?
[It stood there.]
[...]
... Aaaalright then. Later, dude. I guess.
[Sonic turned around to move on but felt his foot step on something, a large SQUAK following. Immediately he lifted his foot and looked down, realizing he had stepped on what looked to be a bird. Before he had the chance to apologize, it flew into the air, turned, and took a dive at him.]
AHH!
[He ducked out of it's way, but it just came back, diving again and again and again.]
HEY! STOP! I didn't mean to walk on ya, dude!
[After a few dives, it came down and fluttered around him, pecking and pulling on him.]
Ow! Cut it out! I'm sorry, ok?!
[Sonic tried waving his still recording 'Gear around, trying to get the bird to stay back. But it still didn't let up, not even close to intimidated by the poor human.]
[And all this time, the Slowpoke stood there, watching, seemingly not taking any of the current situation in.]
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Date: 2014-02-08 04:47 pm (UTC)[Riku shrugs his shoulders, trying and failing to fight back a smirk.]
You gonna need some pointers or something?
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Date: 2014-02-08 06:29 pm (UTC)Battle? Pokemon?? What are you talking about?!
[Battle?! This was a BIRD we were talking about, not some threat against humanity!
... It wasn't long before he realized that the guy on the other end had a smarmy look on his face, making the boy get a bit more riled up.]
Hey, I don't need to deal with your attitude, dude.
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Date: 2014-02-09 05:16 am (UTC)First of all, every animal you'll bump into here is a Pokémon. Second, this whole world revolves around pitting them against each other in battles-- think dog fights, just with fire breathing dragons, aliens, and living ice cream cones. Does that clear things up?
[If not, well... hey, it's not too surprising. The world's a lot to soak in.]
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Date: 2014-02-12 10:56 pm (UTC)[... What kind of nightmare was this?! Pitting animals to fight each other was wrong, for one thing! He didn't care if they were Pokemon, dragons, aliens, or-
... Wait, did he say "living ice cream cones"???
The rageful Pidgey's attacks on Sonic got worse and interrupted his thoughts.]
Augh, b-but getting animals to fight each other is way past not cool!
[It makes NO sense to this hedge- ... HUMAN.]
video - no worries
Date: 2014-02-14 02:29 am (UTC)[He shakes his head, tossing a Pokéball up and down.]
It's just the way this world works. Besides all that, fighting's the only way for Pokémon to mature. If they don't battle, they'll be stuck as small fry, barely able to fend for themselves.
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Date: 2014-02-27 10:50 pm (UTC)[Sonic then turned his attention back to the pissed off bird for a moment, waving his noodle arms all over the place to try to scare it off.]
AUGH! I'm sorry ok?!
[Poor dumb hedgehog.]
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Date: 2014-03-01 06:17 pm (UTC)[He sighs, rubbing at his forehead.]
It's just the closest thing to them, but believe me, Pokémon fights aren't deadly. If they were, I'm pretty sure the locals wouldn't endorse them. To them, it's a sport and a huge part of their lifestyles.